You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Houston, we have a blender
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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