She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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