I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just had sex bonerless
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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