Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
