So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
