There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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