she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
