i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
