Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I can't turn off my feet"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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