Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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