dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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