I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do vagina's smell?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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