I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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