They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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