im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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