My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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