I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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