gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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