...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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