How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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