Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Buhtt sex?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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