Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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