I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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