jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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