weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
COCAINE IS GR8
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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