yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
high people should be assigned attendants
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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