i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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