ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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