You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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