yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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