Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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