Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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