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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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