yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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