Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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