I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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