I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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