BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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