Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just high enough for therapy.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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