I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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