sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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