Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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