My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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