love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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