Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I don't think brook has ever known best
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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