Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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