In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize