we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I enjoy the company of your penis
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Randomize
