So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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