i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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